
A national obsession, a billion dollar industry
and here I am participating
no pushups or planks, no pills or prayers
have helped, though Lord knows I have tried
haven’t I, O Lord
Not losing weight to bypass diabetes or cancer
certainly not be more seductive at Stone’s Throw Tavern
sipping Margaritas in skin tight pants
or stuffed into size zero to impress my friends
or, let’s face it, my barely there anorectic sister
At seventy-five who cares, crepe paper skin
drooping derriere, boobs flop at my waist,
feet fatter and flatter, growing shorter
by the second, just under four feet
who cares, I don’t
But Lord knows I do want to lose weight
You give us a mixed message O Lord
You say all are welcome and yet not everyone
makes the cut, some “cursed in everlasting fire”
which sounds less than enviable
To be sure
to be absolutely certainly sure
I am slimming down for the eye of the needle
no corpulent camel can squeeze through
Lord, save a space for me



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