My favorite television cowboy
was the Lone Ranger because he
didn’t sing, he didn’t kill Indians
for the fun of it, and he wasn’t
even a cowboy. He was a hero
with an Indian for a sidekick. His
horse was named Silver. It was
a white horse, which is the best
kind of horse for a hero because
you can always see him coming.
His bullets were made of silver.
They were very expensive. This
meant he couldn’t waste them.
This meant he was a damn good
shot. His black mask was the stark
geometry of anonymity. It was not
there to hide the face of a man, but
to show the face of an idea. It said,
“Justice will be done.” Of course,
I had a Lone Ranger hat and cap
gun and mask, but I wore glasses,
even as a kid, so I tried the mask
with my glasses over it and with
my glasses under it. Both were bad.
But it didn’t matter because my kid
brother refused to be Tonto, and I
refused to be alone. I threw it out
and got a Hopalong Cassidy outfit.
He didn’t have silver bullets. He
didn’t have a mysterious past, but
he did ride a white stallion, “Topper,”
which William Boyd named after his
wife’s favorite books. I liked books.


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